Here is a follow up to the Miranda Lambert stuff
Miranda in the clear….
The woman who claimed MIRANDA LAMBERT shoved her several times and cussed her out, has been arrested for filing a false police report . . . and all the charges against Miranda have been DROPPED.
Aisha Esbay was arrested on Friday and charged with filing a false report to a police officer. It’s a Class B misdemeanor, which means she could get jail time, a fine, or both.
Esbay is currently being held at the Smith County Jail in Tyler, Texas (about 90 miles east of Dallas).
Miranda Lambert drama...
ugh…....
MIRANDA LAMBERT is being accused of shoving a woman, cussing her out, and calling her “trailer trash”. This supposedly went down last Saturday night at Bootlegger’s Music Joint in Tyler, Texas (—about 100 miles east of Dallas).
Miranda was NOT there to perform. She and her boyfriend BLAKE SHELTON were checking out a CD release party for a singer named ADAM HOOD.
The woman Miranda allegedly assaulted told the “Tyler Morning Telegraph” that she asked Miranda to pose for a picture. Miranda said “Maybe later.” A short time passed when a different friend of her’s gave it a shot.
Miranda still wasn’t feeling it, and she supposedly treated the friend poorly. She explains, quote, “I walked back over there to tell Miranda that she shouldn’t treat her fans like that.
“She jumped up and started cussing me, saying I was in the VIP section and needed to go back with the other trailer trash.” Esbay, who admits to outweighing Miranda by “about 100 pounds”, said she was amazed by what happened next.
Miranda allegedly shoved the lady TWO TIMES, pushing her backwards. She caught herself on the stool, turned around, and then Miranda shoved her TWO MORE times, and, quote, “Let the cuss words fly. I just couldn’t believe it.” “I’m not suing anyone and don’t want anything from Miranda or anyone else.
“What I am doing by filing the report is letting her know that just because she is famous she can’t do this to other people.”
Miranda has not been charged yet. A police report was filedby phone.
Miranda’s people are claiming ignorance.
Can’t We all Just get along?
Keith
Toby Keith is at it again!
TOBY KEITH is heading to the Persian Gulf on his sixth USO trip. Toby will be performing 18 shows in 10 days . . . and squeezing in a ton of meet & greets. Let me repeat…18 shows in 10 days….exhausting…But, what a great experience that must be. As always, the exact dates of the trip are kept under wraps for his protection.
Toby’s ‘Biggest & Baddest Tour’ kicks off June 19th so it’s safe to say he’ll be heading overseas between now and then. (Word on the streets is that he will be back in SLC in Sept.)
Keith Stubbs
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It's NBA Playoff time!!
Hey-
Here it is…..
For The Standard Examiner and posterity…
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It’s that time. The NBA Playoffs. Two-and-a-half months of exciting basketball as long as your team is still in it. There truly is nothing like the energy felt while your team is still in the hunt.
As a transplant to Utah, I am impressed at the level of enthusiasm and hope that each game represents. It’s the Jazz and the Rockets once again.
The biggest sporting event I ever attended was in southern California in 1987, twenty-one years ago. It was game six of the NBA Finals between the Lakers and Celtics at the Fabulous Forum in Inglewood. It was make or break for my Celtics who were down 3-2. I may have been a resident of California but I was a huge Boston Celtics fan. And why wouldn’t I be? Bird? Parrish? Mchale? Ainge? Dennis Johnson? Greg Kite? Fred Roberts? Legends…(some sarcasm)
The Lakers had Kareem, Magic, Worthy, Rambis, Michael Cooper, Byron Scott. Abdul Jabbar had shaved his head for the first time right before game time. Chick Hearn on the mic.
The Lakers didn’t have a mascot like the Jazz Bear. Most teams back then didn’t. Do you remember Dancing Barry? Jack Nicholson was there with his trademark sun glasses, Dyan Cannon looking a lot like she does now and me about 60 pounds heavier with my Art Garfunkle afro. I bought myself a ticket from a ‘street broker’ that day for $500. I sat way up high. I remember it being hot and smelly up there but it didn’t matter. It was the Finals!
The game ended with the Lakers winning it all. 106-93. Who cares? Actually, I do…a little. Even then I knew that I was there experiencing sports history. An event I will never forget.
With the NBA Playoffs upon us the chance to feel that way again is enticing.
Here’s to history in the making!
And now, it is time for My Official NBA Fake Predictions!
Even though he is a football player ex-Tennessee Titan Pac Man Jones will be picked up by the Denver Nuggets to complete the list of thugs possible on one team. Word is still out if Stephan Marbury is available.
Rob Lowe will offer his now open nanny position to Gloria Allred in exchange for courtside Lakers playoff tickets.
Paul Abdul is hired to sing the National Anthem at the NBA Finals. Upon refusing payment, Paula accepts Aqua Net, Paxil and Hubba Bubba Lip Gloss as compensation.
After 41 unspectacular years in Seattle, the Sonics will relocate to Evanston, Wyoming and play their games in a banquet space at the Best Western.
Dallas Maverick forward Dirk Nowitzki will enter a Bucky Covington look-a-like contest only to be defeated by Bucky’s twin brother Rocky (I am not making this one up).
After carbon date testing is ordered by the AARP, it is discovered that Houston Rocket center Dikembe Mutombo is actually 84-years-old and commonly refers to Senator John McCain as ‘that young fella.’
Even though still stinging form the loss to Barrack Obama, Senator Hillary Clinton is hired as fashion consultant for the NBA cheerleaders and changes the standard uniform to the Yellow pant suit and scarf.
In the off season San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Gianobli takes acting classes from Charlie Sheen and is cast in the sequel of “The Piano” playing the character which made actor Adrien Brody an Oscar winner.
After making disparaging remarks regarding Utah and Mormons ESPN’s Ric Bucher is hired a greeter at Energy Solutions Arena and must wear a ‘Vote for David Archuleta’ t-shirt.
My real prediction for Round one Jazz vs. Rockets. Jazz win 4-1.
Keith Stubbs
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The 2nd is my little girl Aimee—almost 4 and one of a kind.
Th 3rd picture is my boy Jake Aimee and their kite…(notice the Eagle?)
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