What Not to Get her on Valentine’s Day-Top 10

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 @ 1:19PM

Here is my list of the Top Ten things NOT to Get Her on Valentine's Day

Some of this comes from life experience, some common sense.....some of it...a strong hunch.
Top Ten Things NOT to get her this Valentine’s Day!

10-A box of ASSORTED chocolates---take the time, go inside the SEE’s Candy Store and pick out what she really wants.
9-The Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket--(however, I hear the Philly Cheese Steak is dee-licious!)
8-The ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’ box-set.- (not classy enough for my lady.)
7- A 2 for 1 coupon to the localChuck-A-Rama---(no coupons on such a special day)
6- Perfume that is sold by the gallon.(probably smells like transmition fluid)
5-Ike Turner’s ‘Greatest Hits’ Collection-(he wasn’t very nice to Tina....)
4-The ‘Hot Guys Of Pocatello’ Calendar--(are there 12?)
3-His and Her Nose-Hair Clippers. (ouch...)
2-The ‘HIP-HOP ABS’ DVD--(not too subtle a hint...)
and.....
the Number One thing NOT to get her this Valentine’s Day.......The Trifecta of Disappointment… (drum roll please...)
Deer Jerky, a ‘Take This Job and Shove It!  T-shirt and TUMS!!!

Happy Valentine’s Day!
Keith Stubbs