Give Your Ex Half Of Everything! As You Wish… “Thank you for 12 ‘beautiful years,’ Laura! You’ve really earned half.” That was the “touching” video message from a disgruntled German man ordered by the judge in his divorce case to give his ex half of everything. So…he took the mandate literally. Making good use of his power tools, he cut their TV in half, iPhone, chairs, laptops, even the car! He’s offering some of the divided items on eBay, you can “shop” for them here. No word on what the judge thought of his interpretation of the order, or his ex-wife Laura.