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Imagine Being A 26-Year-Old Man Named Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is one of the worlds most popular artists right now, and then there’s Taylor Swift, a 26-year-old man from Texas who happens to share the same name as the female icon. Can you imagine?

According to male Swift, it’s put him through many awkward situations in his life. It started out when he wanted to make a Facebook in 2009 and Facebook wouldn’t let him use his own name, assuming it was just another spam account. He ended up having to use his middle name.

And it only got worse from there. According to male Swift, he’s received numerous calls, letters, and emails, all from people who think he’s THE Taylor Swift. Male Swift is also careful never to use his real name when reserving a table at a restaurant.

Overall, although it has been a hassle, male Swift looks at the bright side and admits it’s a good icebreaker.

Speaking of Taylor Swift…

A group of data scientists fed ALL of Taylor’s lyrics into some sort of A.I. contraption, and then asked it to write some new lines for her.  And they ended up with some lyrics that really aren’t that far-fetched.

Here are a few of them, interspersed with LEGIT Taylor Swift lyrics.  Can you tell the difference?

1.  “Wednesday is a wound around the corner.”

2.  “The way you move is like a full-on rainstorm.”

3.  “I wore your tee in the morning and love at night.”

4.  “‘Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter.”

5.  “I stay out too late, got nothin’ in my brain.”

6.  “It’s time because you wanna be far from town.  Let’s roll this night.”

7.  “‘Cause we’re young and we’re reckless, we’ll take this way too far.”

8.  “We’re starry-eyed hipsters and wannabe players.”

9.  “She’s there always, like Jesus.”

10.  “The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama.”

11.  “So know that everything falls, but it’s worth it now that we’re in flames.”

12.  “It’s true she’ll write whatever is fair.”

 

 

 

Here are the quiz answers . . .

1.  Computer:  “Wednesday is a wound around the corner.”

2.  Taylor:  “The way you move is like a full-on rainstorm.”  (. . . from Sparks Fly)

3.  Computer:  “I wore your tee in the morning and love at night.”

4.  Taylor:  “‘Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter.”  (. . . from Love Story)

5.  Taylor:  “I stay out too late, got nothin’ in my brain.”  (. . . from Shake It Off)

6.  Computer:  “It’s time because you wanna be far from town.  Let’s roll this night.”

7.  Taylor:  “‘Cause we’re young and we’re reckless, we’ll take this way too far.”  (. . . from Blank Space)

8.  Computer:  “We’re starry-eyed hipsters and wannabe players.”

9.  Computer:  “She’s there always, like Jesus.”

10.  Taylor:  “The world moves on, another day, another drama, drama.”  (. . . from Look What You Made Me Do)

11.  Computer:  “So know that everything falls, but it’s worth it now that we’re in flames.”

12.  Computer:  “It’s true she’ll write whatever is fair.”

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  • Jon is our resident "veteran" of the Eagle, hanging out with Eagle friends for almost an entire decade! In fact, when he started, it was just he and his wife in Utah. Now Jon and Jenn have two kids (Liam and Ella) and in-laws in town! Originally from Long Beach, CA, Jon moved to Wichita for his first radio job. This is where he won his first CMA for Personality of the Year. From Kansas to Utah, Jon has been a fixture on our station - sharing his struggles as a Dad, husband, and boss! Jon also hosted a successful podcast called Breaking Nashville where he introduced you to the next generation of Country superstars!

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