Why can’t we just eat some pizza and play some Street Fighter II Turbo, maybe hit the slide? Even with kids, blinking lights and ball pits around (not to mention pizza) some people can’t help themselves. What they are fighting over is unclear, so you can go ahead and invent your own motive. I suspect if Amazon Prime Day were a real place, Amazon Prime Day would look like this.
Also, who do you think wins this fight? Answer: We all do.