United Airlines: “hold my beer!”

CNN claims United Airlines stock prices dipped 6% dropping by almost one billion dollars today, and yesterday after video of police officers forcibly removing a doctor from one of their flights surfaced. People are trolling United Airlines by tweeting new company slogans for them. The best ones include …

#NewUnitedAirlinesMottos get ready to become the inflight movie

“Where the customer is never right…just beaten.”

Your in-flight entertainment will be a live rendition of “A Clockwork Orange”

Where all the seats are in the ‘nosebleed’ section

Fly United… Or die trying. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

“When we can’t beat our competitors, we beat our customers” #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

These are meant to be satire, do not take them serious. In the event you do take them serious please share with your friends so that they to can laugh because of you. that is all.

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